MY CRAZY

My crazy is that I feel like I do a better job of putting myself in other people's shoes than I do of putting myself in my own. I think it's a form of narcissism, whereby I allow myself to endlessly study my own actions under the guise of knowing what others think but not knowing how I feel. My crazy is that I'm mellifluous and gullible and I constantly take advantage of myself. My crazy is semiviscous and nearly fills a cup that I carry with me in my free hand. When I'm jarred or forgetful or lay myself down where I don't belong, it spills. Without proper cleaning: it stains.